overheard in athens

• Male Model: I've never done this before.
  
• Art Student: Yeah, I couldn't stand still for that long.
  
• Male Model: I'm not worried about that. I just don't want everyone spending like five minutes drawing my junk.

@ Lamar Dodd drawing studio

overheard by: Figure Drawer

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• Jock 1: Remember that girl with the really weird pants on the first day?
  
• Jock 2: Yeah.
  
• Jock 1: She's not from America... how much more sense does that make now?

@ Ramsey

overheard by: The Bridge

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• Sorostitute 1: I just realized this morning that I chipped my tooth last night.
  
• Sorostitute 2: Did you fall?
  
• Sorostitute 1: No.
  
• Sorostitute 2: Then how did you chip your tooth?
  
• Sorostitute 1: On somebody else's tooth.

@ Orbit Bus

overheard by: Steven

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• Redneck 1: Well, you know I went to college, but I couldn't write the papers.
  
• Redneck 2: Well, thats okay.
  
• Redneck 1: I know, I'm good at that oratory shit... see that's what I learned earlier, I'm good at that oratory shit.

@ The corner of Broad and College

overheard by: anonymous

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• Sorostitute 1: He's going to make us drum on the first day? This is going to be so hard. I have no rhythm.
  
• Sorostitute 2: Yeah I know, I'm really tone deaf.

@ African Drumming Class

overheard by: DG

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• (Two waitresses leaving the bathroom)
  
• Waitress 1: Well?
  
• Waitress 2: I don't want to be pregnant!
  
• Waitress 2: Again!?

@ Sonny's

overheard by: Anonymous

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• Old man: Yeah, that's in The Book of Genesis.
  
• Young guy: I don't read magazines!

@ drug store

overheard by: anonymous

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• GIrl: Wow, I got money! I'm going to get a Zen alarm clock!
  
• Guy: Does it not do anything at all? Does it not even tell time?

@ prince street

overheard by: kitten

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• (Two guys are standing at the urinals)
  
• Guy 1: What is that smell?
  
• Guy 2: Cocoa butter.
  
• Guy 1: Nice.

@ DialAmerica

overheard by: anonymous

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• Sorostitute: Does this bus go to Tate?
  
• Driver: No. You should take Orbit.
  
• Sorostitute: Oh. You're not an Orbit?
  
• Driver: No, that's why the sign says Ag Hill.
  
• Sorostitute: So do you, like, know when an Orbit will get here?
  
• Driver: Next Thursday.
  
• (Driver closes doors and drives off)

@ Chemistry Bus Stop

overheard by: anon

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• Employee: So, when does school start?
  
• Sorostitute: Oh, I don't know when school starts. But I know when Rush starts!

@ Olympic Drive Post Office

overheard by: SavLee

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• Drunk Guy: (speaking to incoming freshman): Honors chemistry, ooooh. Fuck your GPA, it's all about drinking!
  
• Girl: That's probably the best advice you'll ever get for college.

@ The Woodlands pool

overheard by: Anonymous

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• Girl 1: My feet are so dry and nasty from all the chlorine at the pool.
  
• Girl 2: Rub your feet down with lotion and then I'll let you borrow my pedophile. That thing works wonders!
  
• Girl 1: I hope you mean Ped Egg.

@ North Campus

overheard by: Cassie

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• Sorostitute 1: So, I'd totally do something in the medical field if it didn't involve math and science.
  
• Sorostitute 2: Yeah. Just stick with Physics.

@ Milledge Avenue

overheard by: DrunkFrattyDude

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• Girl 1: I need to lose weight, let's start exercising.
  
• Girl 2: Well, alcohol slows down the fat burning process.
  
• (pause)
  
• Girl 2: So we'll have to cut something else.

@ slc

overheard by: mb

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• Sorostitute 1: What is the one thing you want to do before you die?
  
• Sorostitute 2: Um... I think I want to visit all 53 states.
  
• Sorostitute 1: Oh my god, me too!

@ Legion Pool

overheard by: anonymous

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• (Speaking suggestively)
  
• Guy: I miss you, kid. Can we gerrymander tonight?
  
• Girl: I thought you only gerrymandered alone.
  
• Guy: No, it's time.
  
• Girl: We can gerrymander if you want to gerrymander, but I could use a long filibuster first.
  
• Guy: Okay, baby, okay. We'll filibuster.
  
• Girl: I need your caucus, like, now.

@ Myers

overheard by: Anonymous

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• Guy 1: Sex and the City is not gay.
  
• Guy 2: Dude, Sex and the City is so gay, it's like Barbra Streisand-singing-Rocky-Horror-drinking-a-frappuccino-talking-about-Adam-Lambert gay.
  
• Guy 1: Well, my mom made me see it.
  
• Guy 2: Well, your mom is probably gay.

@ Park Hall/Fine Arts Bus Stop

overheard by: Anonymous

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• Guy on cell: Yeah dude, I know she's hot.
  
• (pause)
  
• Guy on cell: Dude, the twins are fake, she has the herp, don't do it. That's all I have to say about her.

@ Milledge ave route

overheard by: Guy on the bus

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• Blonde on cell: I told him that if he would stop asking me for sex I would give him head.
  
• (Pause)
  
• Blonde on cell: He stopped.

@ Broad St. in front of Sideways

overheard by: Pablo

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