Submitted by MasterShakeOLD on Wed, 06/16/2004 - 10:55am.
AthensDrain writes, "Posted by rupertJFK over at OnlineAthens Forums
Now I ran across this while surfing but give me a damn BREAK who really likes this Fk-up?
Aside from this brilliant man's devilishly, inescapable, rugged good looks, he is a man of principal, and a man of honor. He possesses the foresight and knowledge that would be best suited to lead a nation that is currently lost, and walking in the darkness of the night. No one else is wise enough to realize that if you ban the sell of all handguns and ammunition that only the criminals, terrorist, murders and rapists would be left with these machines of malicious and evil. You MAY say "that would mean society would be helpless in defending themselves from these hooligans that still have their guns," but contrair. They would THEN in-turn make themselves assessable by committing heinous acts with these instruments of Satan and make themselves known. That way our THEN gunless police officers and military would be able to identify them and kindly ask them to stop. There is no other man with this type of ingenuity that President Moore would orchestrate. Why seek out those who may or MAY NOT want to commit crimes against us before the acts are even committed? Where is the sense in this? President Moore would be patient enough to wait for the crimes to actually be committed and THEN kindly ask them why they did it and beg them to stop. See, no stooping to their level. He has every ingredient a great President requires. How he sneaks around, lurking about, waiting to ambush unsuspecting interviewee's as he brilliantly recites his rehearsed and practiced scripts in attempts to exploit and embarrass these people. What the Right calls cowardly and crude, we Liberals call ingenious. Why have a fair debate when you know you can't defend your points when the opponent is prepared and aware of questioning, when you're smart of enough to avoid such wastes of time? A true politician dances around facts and accusations. Why bother? Moore simply cuts and edits interviews, or what the Right would call "ambushing slander," to suit what he really wanted them to say, or not to say. What MOORE could you ask for in a man? He is the very essence of what being a real Liberal is truly supposed to be. He even is the ideal physical specimen. Fat, ugly, unkempt, doesn't shave, this is what being a man and a Liberal is all about. The Right claim that his physical beauty is why he is so angry with the world and takes his frustrations out on conservatives when they should be directed towards his parents. What do they know? They say he couldn't make it in Hollywood as a real director so decided to devote his talent, or what they would call "lack there of," on creating fictional interviews and accusations to a particular target audience that he knows cares nothing for facts. Pure stroke of genius. Who better to lead our great country MOORE than the very people that loath it the most, the Liberals lead by Michael Moore. I know I cannot speak for anyone on this forum, but I know whom I am going to pencil in come November as my President. That's President Michael Moore."